As some of you may be aware I own a cat named Jones (anyone who listens to the Midnight Movie Club podcast would be more than aware of this fact). Essentially he spends his time as most other cats do, cleaning himself, sleeping and plotting the demise of everyone else in the house.
When I asked for suggestions on what blog posts to write Bee over on Twitter asked to read about Jones' favourite films. Well here they are with a rough translation of why:
Alien (which is kind of obvious really)
All the hoomans die in a spaceship after visiting some planet and looking at some big eggs too close and then a guy has a thing on his face inside the spaceship. Then the alien gets angry at the hoomans but knows not to mess with the space cat after the space cat saves one hooman to make sure of the catfood and pats situation. Two more movies later that hooman dies leaving space cat as sole survivor of first film. Probably should have called film space cat wins everything.
X2: X-Men United
Wolverine drinks beer and fights all the bad guys but is stopped by a cat who is not intimidated by his three claws because cats have many more claws and thats why the cat wasn't scared and stared Wolverine down. Should have been called Wolverine versus cat and cat wins movie.
Hoomans visit planet with pretty aliens that look like blue cats and people, the hoomans try to steal stuff from the cat people and then the cat people are like no way hoomans you can't take that stuff and then the hoomans cut down the cat people tree. The cat people then said that the hoomans sucked and blew up all their stuff and then one of the hoomans became a cat and he was happy and purred. Should have been called aline blue cats win everything in 3D.
If you actually like Jones the cat's reviews then I'm sure we can get his thoughts on other films.